Comrades, the distant drums of dumbness beat once again in Portland as a special nude bicycle protest was held there yesterday.

 

The rain-soaked gathering was meant to protest ICE enforcement of Federal immigration law, and, as we all know, publicly exposing flabby white flesh from a bicycle is among the most effective means toward that end.

Wait! Did I say flabby white flesh? Yes indeed, because most of the protesters were Aging White Liberals (AWLs).

This protest against ICE—the lawful removers of criminal illegal aliens—was another chance for AWLs to assuage their liberal white guilt (and squeeze in a rare shower at the same time).

It was also a display of TDS and DEI.

Trump made removing illegal-alien trash a priority. No one in his right mind wants murderous, child-raping illegal-alien criminals walking the streets, but the AWL mentality operates unencumbered by sanity. Hate Trump? Protest everything he says and does no matter the consequences.

If Trump formed a Federal Department of Sanitation, AWLs would probably take off their clothes, mount their bikes and roll to the nearest garbage depot to demand trash collection be halted and all garbage—everywhere—be left in place do do as it pleases.

In conclusion...
 

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/1 ... -portland/


   

Jeeeeesus, Colonel - what is seen unfortunately cannot be unseen.......

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

10/14/2025, 7:42 am

Jeeeeesus, Colonel - what is seen unfortunately cannot be unseen.......

It got worse. Here's James Woods' take:


 

Imagine the smell of patchouli and B.O.
 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Those folks are sure screaming for attention.  How empty and sad their lives must be.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

10/14/2025, 2:53 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Those folks are sure screaming for attention.  How empty and sad their lives must be.

Red Salmon

Not at all, Comrade. They feel fulfilled because they did their solemn duty to call attention to the plight of rabid foreign murderers, rapists, child molesters, robbers, terrorists, and drug and human traffickers who are being rounded up for deportation by the fascist forces of ICE, DHS and Adolph Trump.
 

For continuity's sake, the comment following a completely different perspective, but oddly to same conclusion as the comrades that have experienced success in these situations, has been moved to allow the men to finish their conversation.

Comrade J.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

"Not at all, Comrade. They feel fulfilled because they did their solemn duty to call attention to the plight of rabid foreign murderers, rapists, child molesters, robbers, terrorists, and drug and human traffickers who are being rounded up for deportation by the fascist forces of ICE, DHS and Adolph Trump."

As I said, empty and sad lives.  I'm sure their mothers are proud of them.  

Red Salmon

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

10/14/2025, 12:35 pm

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

10/14/2025, 7:42 am

Jeeeeesus, Colonel - what is seen unfortunately cannot be unseen.......

It got worse. Here's James Woods' take:



 

Imagine the smell of patchouli and B.O.
 

Only if I get to cuff them, Colonel O.

What if Jackalopelipsky finds itself sitting in this malarkey? Blue Bell's new Pecan Pie Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream is beginning to lose it's freezer hardness chill like a biological clock in the travel chiller. Think of others, so she begins praying for the families in the surrounding vehicles to remember that they really do love each other and for the children trapped in car seats, not getting the answers they wanted to hear. Tradesmen trapped in their own car seat, not electrifin', not plumbin', packages not deliverin' themselves, so the monthlies don't get in arrears.

!!!!!

And the AWLS cult of nakedity are directly inhibiting YOUR unalienable rights to pursue life, liberty, and pursuit of nice things??? What kind of foreign to America god are these people willingly inhibiting your unalienable rights, when you're cuffed and chained for askin' a question School Board meeting. Yet insane lunatic gatherings at the expense of others gets to reorder the normal American pursuits of others???? On a public intersection, where 2 highways meet? Ordinary lives interrupted by organized lunatics.

Why there? Why not China?



No, this is America, where the straight jacket and zip tie approach seems humanitarian in mercy and compassion in comparison. Signs of intentions to self harm must be controlled. Nobody wants to harm the AWL, but a straight jacket does solve the nuditity status. The rugged canvas can best contain the Patcholli and BO.

It's that, or Chinese Transportation...

I haven't seen so much boobage, both male and female, since the finale of Game of Thrones, and even then the dragons wore more fabric.

I’m just glad Portland still enforces helmet laws - wouldn’t want anyone riding around without proper headgear. On the bright side, the protest was 100% carbon-neutral in the wardrobe department.

And judging by the spacing at the die-in, the BO alone enforced six-foot olfactory distancing. "You stay over there with your musk, I’ll stay over here with my principles." You could map the funk with a drone. If it weren't for the rain, the flies would've filed an OSHA complaint.